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"I took a deep breath and listened to the old brag of my heart. I am. I am. I am."

violet. 21. she/her. gryffindor. enfj. gemini sun. aquarius moon&rising. music fanatic. aesthetic hoe™. usually found crying over the found family trope and good character development. really passionate about a lot of different things. wants to leave a mark upon the world. daydreams 24/7. soulmate of october ♥

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queue runs 10 times a day and is tagged #{ i'm not a hallucination. } #{ queue are a pipe dream. } on hiatus

prev. ghcstjily ← neiljosthn ← lilyqvans ← liethargy

i track #userviolet so always feel free to tag me ♥

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yourperfectlittleanarchist:

You know why Harry Potter is amazing? 99% of fan theories, headcanons and meta could be canon because Harry is about as observant as a brick wall. Did Slytherins come back to fight in the Battle of Hogwarts? Did Draco Malfoy enjoy crossdressing? Was Hermione transgender? Who knows, certainly not Harry

ineffablequotes:

Police: What are your names?

Aziraphale: Don’t tell him, Crowley!

Police: [writing] Crowley

Crowley: Aziraphale, you’re such a dumbass

Police: [writing] and Aziraphale

murdershegoat:

an entire room full of people singing the british national anthem: god save the queen

the queen: thanks u guys ive been having a rlly shit day this means a lot xx

inheroesxwetrust:

charmaine: do you even know what it would be like to kill all those people?

bellamy: i don’t think you understand how often the moral dilemma of killing approximately 300 people comes up in my life

nyaheum:

I love the general panicked reblogging going on during eurovision. WE ONLY HAVE THREE MINUTES GOTTA GO FAST!!!

regulusblaek:

me, looking under every moss covered rock i come across: i know you’re there, hozier

The Avengers as a Family
  1. The Overprotective Dads: Steve, Sam
  2. The "let 'em do whatever they want" Dads: Clint, Tony
  3. The Trouble-making Kids: Wanda, Pietro
  4. The Smol Child: Peter
  5. The Cool Aunt: Natasha
  6. The Socially Awkward Cousins: Thor, Bruce
  7. The Goofy Uncle: Scott
  8. The Crazy Uncle: Loki
  9. The "I've seen some shit" Uncle: Bucky
  10. The "I'm too old for this shit" Grandpa: Nick
  11. The Guy Who Isn't Really Related But Somehow Is a Family Member Anyway: T'Challa
  1. Estonians: the Baltic Way started from Tallinn
  2. Lithuanians: the Baltic Way started from Vilnius
  3. Latvians: who cares ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i stole a bunch of shit from my employer and then they arrested me (fair) but didn't read me my rights? Is that a thing? — Anonymous

targuzzler-deactivated20180224:

are you posting this from jail. also i love this ask

boniver:

#two sides of every story

anadearmas:

tumblr so slow im just liking posts based on tags

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

In The Road to El Dorado there is only really one inexplicable thing within the plot. Miguel and Tulio plausibly bluff their way through or slip out of most situations. However, I’d never figured out why the volcano actually stops erupting when Tulio commands it. 

The conclusion I finally came up with is that the actual gods were watching their big entrance go down, and thought “oh, this’ll be hilarious”

nerdiegirlie:

tip for the holidays: interrupt any family argument with “I will take it! I will take the ring to Mordor. Though I do not know the way”

god can you imagine being niall's lawyer
  1. niall: i want to leave a few million dollars to each of my sons and the rest to maintaining my house and wife
  2. lawyer: weird way to say that but all right
  3. niall: she's going to go into a coma when i die, you know
  4. lawyer:
  5. niall: also i want my middle son to have the house, but if he ever goes inside it, bankrupt the little shit
  6. lawyer:
  7. niall, brandishing a scrap of paper: also here's this sentence in a nonsense language. work that in somewhere

isws–kapou–kapote:

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