districtless:

“but peter is coming back anyways!”

bitch you think i don’t know that????? idc that he’s coming back, he’s 17. S E V E N T E E N. and he had to endure the fear and trauma of dying. all he wanted was to save the world and be an avenger, he didn’t ask for the pain and trauma leave him ALONE MARVEL I WANT MY SON BACK

transpeter:

okay peter going “oh you’re using your made up name” to doctor strange isn’t just funny because peter is awkward it’s funny bc, no, doctor strange is really a doctor and his last name really is ‘strange’ and he had a random teenager in a spider-suit invalidate all of that and go “that’s clearly silly and fake”

princess-shurii:

Peter Parker’s hair in the new Infinity War trailer reblog if you agree

xscarletxwitchx:

peter saying to strange “oh, we’re using our made up names” is such a fuckin power move

itsallavengers:

Peter Parker looking between Tony Stark and Peter Quill and wondering if he’s dreaming or Tony is actually being roasted in front of him is a Beautiful Scene and I want it pasted on my walls

lierdumoa:

laughingfish:

bloodbending:

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

Seriously tho that was the Bush administration he had no health insurance.

pederparkers:

Stan Lee has said that unlike other heros wearing a mask to only hide their identity, Peter wears one partially so his enemies can’t see when he’s afraid and that honestly makes me cry